Monday night and there is nothing on tv? WELL YOUR WRONG YOU IDIOT!
First of all the #1 show to watch on Monday night is How I Met Your Mother on CBS at 8PM Eastern (No, I don't know when it is central and pacific but yeah you figure it out). Its a hilarious comedy that frankly isn't what I would consider really offensive or crude and nevertheless a funny one and you people without cable can also watch it. Now this show does not have good ratings so please do me a favor and watch it before it gets canceled and I pass out again and wake up in a pool of blood. It has happened before. When arrested development was canceled I awoke in a pool of blood with 15 human heads and 25 kitten heads lying on the floor with the words "Gobias Industries" written all over the walls. Don't let it happen again. Ohh umm and yeah thats last weeks episode not the funniest but still funny umm by the way when they say "they met online" you later find out they met up on World of Warcraft hah classic. SO WATCH!!!